Wee Smokers in Winneba, Ghana's Central Region, say they will protest the increase in the price of the drug that makes them happy.
In an interview with Kumasi's Sompa FM, Ato Kwamena expressed dismay at the price increase of a roll of toilet paper from Ghc 1.50p to Ghc 5.
He claims that their suppliers are attributing the substance's price increase to the conflict in Russia and Ukraine as well as the recent fluctuations in the exchange rate, which have raised concerns.
Ato Kwamena claims that because they are unable to buy the chemical that revitalizes them and gives them the energy they need to sleep with their wives, guys who used to perform superbly in bed have had to suffer.
"Our female members are departing. We used to get our energy from the urine before this time, but it's now too expensive for us to buy. It's concerning. How can you claim that the dollar has caused you to raise the price of poop? What impact does the dollar have on something made here?
The Central Region's Wee Smokers in Winneba have been warned that if the price is not reduced, they will be forced to march naked from Winneba to Makessim.
Source: Verrasendom|Viralnews Gh.